No matter how much you exercise that paranoia muscle, dear cousin -- don't you ever think that sometimes that itch is in a phantom limb, that you lost long ago in battle?
Rhetorical, of course, I don't expect a reply. But if there is one, please do not let it be just a retort that my delusions are way more evil and harmful and all-round pathetic, etc etc, or at least don't remind me of my obesity and idiocy - for auld lang syne's sweet sake.