caroljane

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  1. Ah, forget about PARC - while you have HIM on the Line, Carol - get His review of ATCAG! God says that George H. Smith does not exist. Yes, God is a male. A female deity would take care of business and not lie around Heaven googling Herself all day.
  2. And happy Nazional Zervice Day to you too. Biggers has some large points to make, too: I have to think about the implications. Was I correct to give up my service to the demented elderly at my local full-service private institution of care? Had I been incorrect to obey Dr Evil/Mr Thompson/Obama's edict and offer my bondage in the first place? Is there any dirtier word that the Comtean 'selfless'? I have some hard pondering ahead in light of POL POT, you know. I think you were correct. Never mind an entire nation of all-age madness, you have enough elderly demented on OL to look after.
  3. Are you permitted to ship body parts by Parcel Post in Canada? As L. Magnotta demonstrated, Yes we can. (Can`t believe nobody got this one in first!)
  4. God has never heard of PARC, but he has read J Neil's account of their meeting, and also Alongside Night. (God has a lot of free time). He told me he thinks the former is much better written and more interesting than the latter, and respondeth I to Him, Amen.
  5. Oor Wullie! Ye beat Rabbie Burns by a day. May ye live lang e'er happy and ne'er less demented. Carol Really glad you were bprn.
  6. If you have a link to my Initiation I'd be appreciative; I've forgotten all about it except I was allowed to keep my clothes on. In fact, it was insisted I keep them on. (Something about frightening the livestock.)--Brant don't recall yours !! My Initiation was the exact opposite-- I guess Adam wasn't Head of Orientation back when you joined up.
  7. Even though I am still waiting for my T shirt as thousandth OL member, I will throw in a post. I see Aristocrates was on here - wonder how his militaryfreshman year is going/went?
  8. Well, really. When I sent you a picture of my brain. you just said it had nice contours and made you think of a clear winter sky, or some painting that I looked up which was just all blank with a kind of blob on it.. ,No jewellery was even mentioned .Not that I could be jealous or anything ha, ha I am above all such pettiness, but just asking, you know -- is that friendship? Is that art?
  9. Thank Galt and the Prophet, finally a realistic solution to the fratricidal sectarianism of Syria. Scherk and Parille are the obvious unifiers and healers of that suffering nation. Jonathan will help them until he has to murder Bill to inherit his inheritance, and I am trying on hijabs even as we speak. Do tou think this green makes me look too haggard?
  10. It can't be only three months - the miserable anticipation, then wretched stagnation, made it seem more like years. Oh the bitter words I did not write, because what was the use. I have said for years that the league is too big and the season is too long but this solution was just too drastic. Here in Leafs Nation it is back to lose-lose as usual. The new team owners decided to fire the GM months ago, they say, but did not get around toactually doing it until two days ago. The word amongst local sportswreiters , with 99% of whom Burke the Jerk was at deadly feud, is that it was insanity to fire a four-year coach just when he is undefeated in January. At least in Detroit you can hold your heads up .
  11. Er, um, it would be, if she had spoken out about this, you would have called her an overreaching opportunistic hypocrite who was ignoring her proper sphere of domestic politics.
  12. It would make for a very interesting court case anyway. First up, test the bus driver for drugs and alcohol himself, and who is/are the father of those nuns' babies ...?
  13. Robert. I had a funny moment today when I could not get that box of on-sale Kraft Dinner off the top shelf at the grocery store. A nice young man got it for me-- he was about 6-3 and facially, a dead ringer for Tom Cruise!! No kidding. Wonder if he can act...
  14. Gracias danke merci X, I needed that. Carol
  15. The progressive whore does not speak of the hideous crimes against women in other countries, as it is her job to address crimes against her own fellow citizens, Women are aware that it is not their place to speak of things that do not concern them in other countries. The women of India, the country in which it is most dangerous for women to live, are speaking now and some brave men are speaking with them,
  16. Well yes, of course, but that is pretty tenuous. If it happens on someone else's property, then it's their property, and still not necessarily involving the public at large, Just saying.
  17. One one's own property a driver is not a menace to the public at large. Ba'al Chatzaf Not necessarily true, but not my point. --Brant Brant I did take your point here, but what do you mean by "not necessarily true"? How could you endanger the public at large (ie not yourself or your own family) if you drive drunk on your own property, assuming nobody is trespassing to be endangered (they would then not be the public at large but just intruding criminals I assume)?
  18. .Kyrel Z. on Solo is also sanguine about 2013. He feels that a a "pure, clean comprehension" that reason and individualism and freedom are "100% right" will begin to advance humanity to "a new Enlightenment". Ah, but humanity is not 100% anything, certainly not pure, clean or mutually comprehendingor comprehensible. Human nature is the fly in the ointment of all enlightenments, the spanner in the works, the worm i' the bud.
  19. I might as well start a New Years countdown thread for my fellow enfeebled, embittered or exhausted who are at home instead of out carousing as we approach '13 which is indeed my lucky number. Also I am distressingly sober due to the embitteringly high cost of booze in Canada, as noted elsewhere, however I have a heartening supply of Moosehead saved up so hope a few "alan Scobies" are around to preserve my delusion of not drinking alone. I really do think '13 will be good. not just for me. Cheers!
  20. I think I agree. I was thinking how a license to own a gun would compare to drinking out of a paper bag. Prohibition of anything doesn't work, because of the scale. People started drinking out of paper bags because it gave the cops an excuse to focus on the people who were drinking in the open. To ban guns would be unrealistic. But if you put restrictions on who can legally purchase a gun, and most people fit into that category, then it would be less tempting to sell guns illegally. Alcohol in Canada is almost three times more expensive than in The States, because of taxes; that just shows what people are willing to tolerate. Thank you to Canada for manufacturing ParaOrdnance high capacity .45s, no matter what their tax structure. And, Yukon Jack, as far as that goes, even though at 100 proof, it goes a bit farther(by 20 proof)in the US than Canada... You're welcome. So I guess that is two votes for the Canada Party in 2016, right guys?
  21. "Too welcoming"? You calling this thread too welcoming? What do you expect, for MSK to come along and delete every birther thread someone wants to start? Or just about anything Chimp Twist posts?I withdraw my hideous accusation of 'over-welcoming the nuts' on OL. It is unfair. Better a robust, weedy garden than a ordered, bland monoculture. Better OL than SOLO, Orly Taitz-boosters notwithstanding. Amen. Pulsating Principal Perigo's gift to his readership on Christmas day was a reprint of his oratorical masterpiece. "Love to Hate you BB"
  22. I do not always ignore the substance of your remarks. In fact, I meant to thank you for commiserating with me when my back seized up (nobody else did; I called my friends who have chronic bad backs and they were very dismissive, as I only suffered for two days and they have been suffering for years).I agree strongly that chiropractors are useless (in fact their neck manipulations can be downright dangerous); chiropractic theory is simplistic and their recognition as "doctors" is a triumph of PR-- but I digress. I don't subscribe to Objectivism but I do know a fair bit about it, and one thing I know is that is relies on defining, or redefining words and phrases such as collectivism and individualism. And yes, our definitions would be different.
  23. If you say so. Fact is, in Bill's defense, it doesn't take much of a percentage of kook to overpower the palate. It's kind of like cat piss, you know 5% cat piss mixed with 95% Moët & Chandon Brut is still just going to taste like cat piss, albeit carbonated.Uh, can't make it to your New Years cocktail party. sorry --