caroljane

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  1. Igenis, we borrow all the caps and houses and breakfast and whores we want!, Hee, hee, you got way with words, I think I borrow you for my tocansano. Attila
  2. So they tell me. But my motto is, when things come into your head where usually there is not much traffic, you should make the most of them.
  3. Chop-logic. Chop-logic means? Beats me, it just came into my head.
  4. Chop-logic. It is about the way the human race incorporates.
  5. Thank you so much, so very much free press and new media, for all the wonderful work you do. William Heir to the Bloody Throne
  6. Where did you hear this? Are you saying he's announced there'll be no part 3? He implied it in "To Win or not to win", Nov. 2, interview with David Kelley.
  7. This is a good place to close the Diary. I don't think I will ever feel like doing it again, the unspeakable Australians have ruined my fun, amongst other things they have ruined. Sometimes I despair of the Commonwealth.
  8. Dear Ms Malia Ann, Thanks for the shoes. Really! You looked great in the Xmas photo and thanks for not telling Mom to check my outfit even tho you didnt like it, you are the coolest sister ever. Mom didnt like it either but why did she keep muttering about elves being Scandinavian? Do you think she is losing it with all the pressure? Natasha
  9. How many goddam relations does the President have? Can't we get Beck to locate them and identify them for us? Maybe I'm getting to old for this job.I coulda coped with Mormons, at least they all look alike.
  10. Intel #30408976 Check out Asian guy , Canadian passport, claims to be Presidents brother-in-law or something, jeez they're all coming out of the woodwork on my shift. Check ties with the Anhedonians and the frying pan fruitcake. Name on passport is Perry Ng. Probably an alias.
  11. Guys, take heart. One of Obama's main goals for Term 2, preventing Atlas3 from being made, is already achieved, according to Aglialaro. Thus WWIII, *"The War of How to Handle Galt's Speech Onscreen" has been averted. I know you hate Obama but youse is his chillen too, and he done saved you from certain destruction. *Also known as The War of Galt's Finger much more important than Jenkins' Ear
  12. Sasha - oh, take the shoes you pathetic child, isn't it lucky they fit you because you have such great BIG FEET. For your information Ethan's Dad is NOT a Republican he is a pediatrician. You are so lame. Malia
  13. No, huh? How about I just casually mention about you and Ethan Samuelson at your locker last Friday, everybody noticed. His dad's a Republican!
  14. Speaking of portentous names, how about Lady Gaga? She got the name from the Queen hit, Radio Ga Ga, which was originally titled Radio Ca Ca. (No, I didn’t make that up.) So, essentially, she named herself after shit. I will leave it to others to ponder how that became portentous. She’s also tempting fate. She's 25 with (surprise, surprise!) drug and alcohol problems. She’s got two years to mend her ways or risk becoming a member of that exclusive club nobody wants to join Don't know when her birthday is, but Lady Uck now seems to have made it most of the way to the age of peril. Her music is not much but she's a great showman in the tradition and seems to be a fairly interesting person. Moreso than Madonna ever was anyway.
  15. Your way? Guess I'll hit the Trans-Canada.
  16. All I know is, I always heard "Judge" like he's king, he just got elected once, Jeez,Napolitano is kind of a jerk and you aren't Mr Marotta, so I vote for you.
  17. caroljane

    Rise Again

    At least I've still got one of my legs.
  18. caroljane

    Rise Again

    It is like going on OL in a way. I was told I would cruise the seas for American gold, I would fire no guns, shed no tears, but I was told wrong.
  19. er, yes. To cleanse the palate I will conclude blurbing my local in case anybody is ever in the area. The beer is not great as they are a "whisky pub" and do tastings and stuff, I dont drink it but here is some of the menu for those who do The Balvenie 12 yr, the McAllan 18yrHart Bros 12 yr,Isle of Jura21 yr,DunBeaghan Rosebank 25 yr,Bruichladdach 12 yr aerobeyg 10yr,laphroaig10yr, Dalwhinnie 15 yr, Glenmorangie and so on. That is at random,every four items. I left out the blendeds, Irish, bourbons tennessees and canadians, which I was very surpised to know that there is such a thing as Canadian whisky. Any connoisseurs of the aqua vitae out there, love the nomenclature.
  20. I just came across this old thread and was knocked out. Not only Euclid hath looked on beauty bare, if Millay and Keats were right, and poets always are. Paul, I hope we hear from you again sometime.
  21. Do you ever find yourself wanting to deliver a knife-hand shuto to the adam's apple of any of the self-important pseudo-hippies who frequent such establishments?** **Rhetorical question--I know you are not that type. The karate type, that is. I see you as more of the Krav Maga type. Do you ever find yourself wanting to deliver a knife-hand shuto to the adam's apple of any of the self-important pseudo-hippies who frequent such establishments?** **Rhetorical question--I know you are not that type. The karate type, that is. I see you as more of the Krav Maga type. Looks like our local self importants are too hip for Starbucks, as I have not noticed the type much, lastime it was mostly guys in orange vests and a local busker, sobering up. However today, returning from lunch at the H&S (Haggis Balls and Smoked Haddock Chowder) I dropped into the Starbucks to stock up on serviettes and sugar, and there were two laptoppers at the window counter who might fit the bill. They typed in abstract concentration as they faced the street so that passersby could get a good look so that they could, of course, be oblivious of the passersby. One of them was a really beautiful young girl. I had to look up Krav Maga, as I am not as fitness conscious as I should be . My idea of a good workout is returning all my books to the library at the same time. My exercise plan is, I don't possess a car. If anybody attacked me my only hope would be to start talking and bore them into immobility. The Krav Maga looks interesting though. All of these courses are taught by Israeli army vets and they show pictures of them on club websites. The free lesson might be interesting. Actually all the martial arts in all the fitness places seem to be taught by Israeli army vets. There sure are a lot of them around. I know Israel has continuous conscription so there are a lot of vets out there, but do they all come here to become personal trainers or gym gods? It's like the saints' relics in medieval churches. I mean, I know they were saints and all, but how many thigh bones can one man have? Ive heard Yaron Brook was in the Israeli army, is that true? Just think, he could have had a great career if the ARI had not got their hooks into him.
  22. Mal--I heard Julio say to Rick that Granny could get charged with felonious assault if the crazy guy wants to sue her??!!! How weird is that and he wants to marry Granny how weird is THAT I mean I love Granny but imagine to get married when your 41!!! Sash can you lend me your yellow shoes for school tomorrow?
  23. Typical American husband, we trust and believe.
  24. DAD, I know you say this is Mom's department but it is not FAIR and it is a question of FAIRNESS and that is what life and history is about, and it is not FAIR to treat me different because I am 11 when all the other girls in my class wear heels and I am not allowed to just because of age it is not FAIR and Malia can wear them just because she is older and she doesnt need them anyway I always thought you were FAIR why do you always do what Mom says even when she is not FAIR? Sasha