Adam, why do you torment yourself watching Obama? I am worried about your blood pressure.I know you need to keep track of what he is saying but you could just read the texts and save yourself aggro. I did that with Brian Mulroney for years. On the great Whose Line (the original Brit one) there was a song improv challenge where the comics had to sing a given title in different styles. "What is it with These Instructions?" for a befuddled DIYer was sung in "60s protest song" style {cue wimpy kumbaya type music) "OOOoooh.... This thing needs fixin' And we hate Richard Nixon... what is it , with these instructions?* Ooooh, oooh...." So, for you.... "I need a hammer And we all hate Obammer... Ooooh, oooh...." *the performer was Mike McSomeone, American, hilarious