Dear Emile,
We are Zamboni drivers at the ACC Stadium who want to support the freedom loving truckers of America. We can't exactly strike because we would get lynched, but we want to ride the Zam downtown in solidarity with the individualists. We are pretty sure management will not let us borrow it, however. Do you know where we can borrow a Zamboni from for a day?
Yours for liberty and low fuel prices,
Gord, Doug and Michelle
The Z-Team