Leaked memo from Boring Canadian PM's Residence

[caroljane]

24 Sussex Drive

STAFF MEMO

From: Wolfgang Leroi, Chef de Cuisine

To: Gaetan LaBouche

What in l'enfer is occurring yesterday with nine bottles of wine and one case Moosehead for Maritime Hockey Women? There was only five or six of them, you said. The PM is wondering of me these things and I do not know anything, but I tell you he is mad and yelling about fiscal restraining and Madame does not respond. We all know about Maritimers I tell him, but he look at me like he suspect maybe you or somebody and better not be me or we will all go down together, you better have good stories.

He has told Doug the Mountie to lock up all those dresses and not give Madame the key and Doug he is very distress, and he give me that Igloo robe and say we must put it in a fridge.

And the chauffeur say that Mercer was hanging around again, he is looking for a Senate seat that one, I know the type.

We must have immediate meeting, you me and Doug will manage comme toujours but I am getting fed up, me. I wish I was in Sherbrooke now.

Edited March 9, 2011 by daunce lynam

[Mike11]

Walked by 24 Sussex last year, nice place, properly modest.