George H. Smith Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Weiner resigns.Some comments by the crowd:"Bye, bye, pervert!""Are you more than seven inches?"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr0afNDFsg8This couldn't happen to a creepier guy.Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Hudgins Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 You can see the headlines coming:"Weiner's out.""Weiner wilts under pressure."And so it goes for another day in American politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 You can see the headlines coming:"Weiner's out.""Weiner wilts under pressure."And so it goes for another day in American politics.I'm waiting for a comment about the "flaccid Weiner."Btw, is the adjective "flaccid" ever applied to nouns other than "penis" and "balloon"? Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 Men's obsession with the male member has produced "a rash of penis photos" that led Jon Stewart to ask Kristin Schaal, The Daily Show's "senior women's issues correspondent," what it all meant.This phenomenon "can be chalked up to the age-old misconception that women want more information about your penis, and that seeing it will make you more attractive," Schaal explained. "Men need to realize that their penis has far more power over them than it does over us." No kidding.Schaal added that penises "look like a species discovered living on the ocean floor near undersea sulfur jets." She also claimed that Alexander Graham Bell described his own penis as "a pink toadstool" or "the head of a one-eyed vulture sitting on a wrinkled beanbag chair." Whatever your preferred analogy, it's clear that the minds of men are no match for its powers. If their lives were made into horror movies, that rampaging little pink toadstool would mow them down every time.Explanations vary. "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time," suggested Robin Williams....http://powerwall.msnbc.msn.com/politics/anthony-weiner-politics-and-the-penis-1691724.storyGhs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 Here is the Jon Stewart video. Very funny.http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-7-2011/rash-of-penis-photosGhs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Renzulli Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Goodbye and good riddance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 I'm starting a contest for the best answer to this question:What did Nancy Pelosi say when she first saw the photo of Anthony Weiner's penis?The obvious answer is, "What's that?" -- so I am taking this entry out of contention immediately. You will have to do better.I will announce the winner in a few days. The deadline is this Sunday at midnight.Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 His wife will be next to go, in two different ways.--Brant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 I'm starting a contest for the best answer to this question:What did Nancy Pelosi say when she first saw the photo of Anthony Weiner's penis?The obvious answer is, "What's that?" -- so I am taking this entry out of contention immediately. You will have to do better.I will announce the winner in a few days. The deadline is this Sunday at midnight.Ghs"DIBS!"--Brant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 I'm starting a contest for the best answer to this question:What did Nancy Pelosi say when she first saw the photo of Anthony Weiner's penis?The obvious answer is, "What's that?" -- so I am taking this entry out of contention immediately. You will have to do better.I will announce the winner in a few days. The deadline is this Sunday at midnight.Ghs"Fire up the barbecue - hold the relish." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merjet Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 I'm starting a contest for the best answer to this question:What did Nancy Pelosi say when she first saw the photo of Anthony Weiner's penis?I congratulated him on his erection. Oops, I meant to say election. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 Now that I look at these replies, something sounds familiar. Was there an earlier joke contest about Nancy Pelosi and penises?Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 (edited) What did Nancy Pelosi say when she first saw the photo of Anthony Weiner's penis? Pay-for Skype session via www.kink.com . So they say. Most myths are based in fact, no? As legend goes, the quote was, from her "Damn, Bobby Evans, (or should I call you "Big Boy?") that's a fine piece of man-meat. Please, please, part my own powerful meat-curtain." Personally, I am pretty sure I saw it myself, back in the 80's. It was plastered in a phone booth over on Hollywood Blvd. It had weird stuff on it and smelled sort of like chicken. And I don't mean the photo. r Edited June 16, 2011 by Rich Engle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Rachel Maddow, you haven't been missing anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Ick, file this under Demographics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 It can vote without photo ID - register it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Napoleon's Penis<tm>. Lest We Forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaalChatzaf Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 You can see the headlines coming:"Weiner's out.""Weiner wilts under pressure."And so it goes for another day in American politics.As long as it is not wiener is up for re-election.Ba'al Chatzaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 We had something down here this a.m. on Wink News (Ft. Myers, FL) where they were trying to cover the tail end of the story. Live broadcast. At the end the newsmen just totally lost it, almost falling off their chairs and stuff.rdeNo more buying hot dogs. Not even White Hots (I have around a dozen of them in my freezer, and I mean the real ones, anyone interested?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I'm starting a contest for the best answer to this question:What did Nancy Pelosi say when she first saw the photo of Anthony Weiner's penis?I don't have an entry yet, but maybe someone will come up with something good by reference to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock-a-leekie_soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 What did Nancy Pelosi say when she first saw the photo of Anthony Weiner's penis?"We'll have to ass it to see what's in it."J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 Napoleon's Penis<tm>. Lest We Forget.The most disturbing thing about the photo is the look on that woman's face. She looks way too interested in that thing. A video about the real Napoleon's Penis: Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbeaulieu Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 What did Nancy Pelosi say when she first saw the photo of Anthony Weiner's penis?Will the real "member" of Congress please stand up?~ ShaneP.S. Sorry the "entry" is late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Cole Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Friends, I think the prize goes to the NY Post, as it always should.Their headline:WEINER FINALLY YANKS HIMSELF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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