Rich Engle Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed. I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.rdeI ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts AgainWAHLAdvice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp. Edited July 26, 2011 by Rich Engle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed. I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.rdeI ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts AgainWAHLAdvice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed. I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.rdeI ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts AgainWAHLAdvice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity.Rich:Good story. One of the better attachments was a "suction cup type" perfectly shaped I might add. I was lucky enough to have two girls of the same age as I, to experiment with in addition to the device.Ahh, wonderful memories. Adamjust an innocent participant in human sexuality and its advancement - bringing pleasure to each corner of the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed. I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.rdeI ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts AgainWAHLAdvice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity.Rich:Good story. One of the better attachments was a "suction cup type" perfectly shaped I might add. I was lucky enough to have two girls of the same age as I, to experiment with in addition to the device.Ahh, wonderful memories. Adamjust an innocent participant in human sexuality and its advancement - bringing pleasure to each corner of the world!Sir,I was complimenting Mr Engle on his fine writing yet I feared further posters would rush in with their own sordid reminiscences. To No Surprise you are the first - is there no corner of Respectability left on this site?Carolmother of two sons who were either less precocious or more wily than you two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed. I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.rdeI ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts AgainWAHLAdvice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity.Rich:Good story. One of the better attachments was a "suction cup type" perfectly shaped I might add. I was lucky enough to have two girls of the same age as I, to experiment with in addition to the device.Ahh, wonderful memories. Adamjust an innocent participant in human sexuality and its advancement - bringing pleasure to each corner of the world!Sir,I was complimenting Mr Engle on his fine writing yet I feared further posters would rush in with their own sordid reminiscences. To No Surprise you are the first - is there no corner of Respectability left on this site?Carolmother of two sons who were either less precocious or more wily than you twoHey, you two, can I cross post this on my blog. And get over there more. Thanks.Adam, it is nice to find a fellow user. Yes, the suction cup thing was always problematic, yet strangely contoured and inviting. I found that one to be a bit too much for me. I think in the end, I went for the hard plastic knob, you know, the one for taking out back knots. Make what you will of it.rde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Engle Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed. I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.rdeI ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts AgainWAHLAdvice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity.That is entirely correct. I asked him about it years later; confessed, so to speak. He said said that it took everything in him to not bust a gut laughing, but he held it down, because he was trying to be a good role model. He said (and later I remembered this) that he went into his bedroom, and started cackling so bad he had to put a pillow over his head.rdeAlways a good source of cheap entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 This one is an amalgam from an OL thread, and a part of "Girls, Guitars, and Typewriters" (or whatever the heck I called it). I had to get that condensed. I mean, if you are writing something this humiliating, you have to at least attempt concision.rdeI ain't never joinin' the Cub Scouts AgainWAHLAdvice: Never Use Any Power Tools On Yourself Over, Say, 1hp.Excellent and so funny. Bien fait.Your dad's "possibly disgusted" look was probably suppressed hilarity.That is entirely correct. I asked him about it years later; confessed, so to speak. He said said that it took everything in him to not bust a gut laughing, but he held it down, because he was trying to be a good role model. He said (and later I remembered this) that he went into his bedroom, and started cackling so bad he had to put a pillow over his head.rdeAlways a good source of cheap entertainmentAin't no such thing as cheap entertainment. There's just entertainment, or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Ain't no such thing as cheap entertainment. There's just entertainment, or not.Really? I think that is quite debatable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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