caroljane Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 In a wrenching plea to Canada, Mr. Duke de Duke has offered "the parts of Arizona that Canada doesn't already own" ,for sale, including a free NHL team. If terms cannot be reached, he has invited Canada to invade, but if they do not wish to do so, "we'll invade ourselves and surrender to Canada."What has driven Mr de Duke and his associates to such an extremity?"Our central government hates us and is always suing us anyway," he commented to Macleans Magazine, appealing to Winnipeg Jets fans and all Canadians to have mercy on those who are being forced to pay for the Phoenix Coyotes.His website, Disunderstand, outlines plans for the Canadian takeover of Arizona."Take a look - it's workable and no blood needs to be shed," Mr de Duke insisted. "The time is now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Canada is welcome to buy my house.--Brant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 Canada is welcome to buy my house.--BrantEvidently.. Let's see how the sitaution develops shall we? The price might drop....Uh, would that include the garage? Because that contraption, you know...pointed north..there might be dilomatic complications. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Peculiar speaking alien hordes descend on Phoenix with cash...http://youtu.be/MD_68lmCW0M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 Peculiar speaking alien hordes descend on Phoenix with cash...http://youtu.be/MD_68lmCW0MCripes bro, dont draw attention to yourself! Didn't you get the memo?Overstretched, like usual,Nanook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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