Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Not Just Another Thread About MeJust thought I would let you lesser souls chew on a happy thought:(drum roll...)Me!!!!Yup.Michael Stuart Kelly.The ONE.Ya' see, the thing is I friggen' rock. I mean big-time.I'm absolutely in love with me. There is no one better. No one.Never was.Never will be.I can't imagine the terrible disappointment all you must share because you are not me. But I sympathize with you. Life's just not fair, I know.At least you have me to look up to.Even though you will never be as great as I am, it's good for you to know that I exist. There is hope for humanity. And if more me-ness comes into being, look out, world!.Man, am I glad I'm me and not you.Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Meh. Let's not get carried away. You're ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Who are you guys anyway? Isn't this Objects for Living, the tasteful ARI Live Statuary/action figure site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Who are you guys anyway?You're not the only one asking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Nice video, but where's my lifesize 50% off Roark Raavishyou? yOU TOOK MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Nice video, but where's my lifesize 50% off Roark Raavishyou? yOU TOOK MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER!Roark? You ordered the Robert Redford with drill attachment. Oh, I get it, that’s Roark in the valley. Yeah, the hair’s much closer than Gary Cooper’s. Well, he’s coming. I gather you’re already breathing heavily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 Come on. folks.Get with the program.This thread is about the unique, wonderful, magnificent, unforgettable me and my bigger-than-lifeness made real, not about some silly Robert Redford or Howard Roark.Sheesh!!!Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Come on. folks.Get with the program.This thread is about the unique, wonderful, magnificent, unforgettable me and my bigger-than-lifeness made real, not about some silly Robert Redford or Howard Roark.Sheesh!!!MichaelOK, if your bigger than lifeness made real is bigger than the Ravishyou's, I'll take the Absolutely 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed offer on you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDS Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 MSK:Back to you: you are the wind beneath our wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 MSK:Back to you: you are the wind beneath our wings.And the Founder of our Feast. . a la votre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 MSK:Back to you: you are the wind beneath our wings.And the Founder of our Feast. . a la votre!Carol:Is this a reference to Thomas Cochrane?http://www.oldsaltblog.com/2008/09/28/from-lord-cochrane-to-the-wellington-hurricanes-%E2%80%93-the-evolution-the-nautical-hero-part-1-the-founder-of-our-feast-%E2%80%93-thomas-cochrane/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Come on. folks.Get with the program.This thread is about the unique, wonderful, magnificent, unforgettable me and my bigger-than-lifeness made real, not about some silly Robert Redford or Howard Roark.Sheesh!!!MichaelYou're the one who needs to get with the program. You're no one until you have people ordering a Ravishyou created in your likeness.Which reminds me, what exactly is a Ravishyou? I was picturing a sex doll, someone posted a picture of one on another thread recently. But it was a "female" sex doll. Do they make male ones too? I googled Ravishyou and nothing came up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Come on. folks.Get with the program.This thread is about the unique, wonderful, magnificent, unforgettable me and my bigger-than-lifeness made real, not about some silly Robert Redford or Howard Roark.Sheesh!!!MichaelYou're the one who needs to get with the program. You're no one until you have people ordering a Ravishyou created in your likeness.Which reminds me, what exactly is a Ravishyou? I was picturing a sex doll, someone posted a picture of one on another thread recently. But it was a "female" sex doll. Do they make male ones too? I googled Ravishyou and nothing came up. MALE DOLL ORDER FORM Use this form to order your very own REALDOLL! Simply select the options you want below and then select add to cart! Select Male Body: Specifications: Height: 5'9" Specifications: Height: 5'9" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 18, 2011 Author Share Posted December 18, 2011 Dennis,You are obviously in need of spiritual enlightenment.It's not that you can't see. It's that your eyes are closed.Once you open them, you will suffer guilt due to the magnitude of your error. I am simply the best there is and that is undeniable to those with higher vision.But know this when your awakening transpires: I pre-forgive you.After all, you are not me.Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Adam, no, I hadn't heard of Cochran before your post. What a character he was!Ninth, of course you would not find RR on the net, at least not easily. Tho the days of "plain brown wrapper" are in the past, the ARI Objects for Living/ Sins of Lifestore guarantees discretion.Which is why I wish to complain about the delivery of my order. True, it was free delivery, but was it really necessary for the Fedex guy to "walk" Howard up to the door without his quarryman's outfit except for the drill? And did he need to bring fourteen "assistants" along in the van?The neighbours all pretend they didn't see it but already they've "forgotten" to invite me to Quilting'n' Quaint Quotations night at the rectory, and I fear worse is to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Dennis,You are obviously in need of spiritual enlightenment.It's not that you can't see. It's that your eyes are closed.Once you open them, you will suffer guilt due to the magnitude of your error. I am simply the best there is and that is undeniable to those with higher vision.But know this when your awakening transpires: I pre-forgive you.After all, you are not me.MichaelDon't worry, Dennis. Since your eyes are closed you can't read this stuff anyway.--Brant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbeaulieu Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 And here I thought Michael's account got hacked...LOL!How's your profile in the mirror, big man? ~ Shane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 Come on, Shane.Don't blow my gig.I'm trying to start a cult here.Back to the program.The best thing about my mirror is the fact that I get to see me in it every time I look.Eat your heart out, people.Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbeaulieu Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Oh! You got one of those Snow White mirrors?? Sweeeeet!~ Shane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 They work fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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