caroljane Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Hello, hello Is this the Objects for Living ?No, this is the Binswanger Bunker...hold on, I'll connect youObjects for Living, your Sins of Life enhanced, how can I help you?I just saw Philip the Robot on TV, are you doing anything like him?Ma'am, with respect, my private life is none of your business. Philip is the product of a competitor and we cannot comment Can we fulfill any of your needs regarding SOL services?I hope so. I bought the Ravishyou and the MSK Awesome from you, and I am not satisfied. What, not by both of them? Under the warranty.. I just read the warranty, it doesn't cover them going on strike against me i wasn't warned.Strike? You mean they collectivized? I assure you that is impossible, they are hardwired against that and I mean hard...I didn't say they collectivized. I don't care how they did it, they got out of the house and they are standing there right now, singing "I Shall Overcome."Ma'am, I don't see what I can do here. Can;t you go out and bring them back in?I can't go out there! All the neighbours and the City TV van and those damn Fedex guys...Ravi, Awesome, how could you do this to me...why, oh why did I ever think it was a good idea to hide your clothes..Ma'am, try to calm down If you have the clothes we can give you a partial refund.Refund! What about my life, my reputation, all my shrubs those humanoids are tromping on...Ma'am please, I' trying to help you try to get ahold of yourself.I could have done that in the first place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Carol,Bravo!That was a hoot.Dayaamm you got talent!Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 Thanks Awesome.Now get back in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Hardin Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Indulging fond memories of your first love, perhaps? Objectivists in your rear view mirror are larger than they appear, I suspect. (Or maybe not.)You often read that Objectivists are all a bunch of big tools. Perhaps it was meant as a compliment.Hysterical. Very well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 Indulging fond memories of your first love, perhaps?Objectivists in your rear view mirror are larger than they appear, I suspect. (Or maybe not.)You often read that Objectivists are all a bunch of big tools. Perhaps it was meant as a compliment.Hysterical. Very well done.lol thanks. My front side and rear view mirrors are quite accurate, thank you Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Smashing, thanks. A very smart filleting. Economy, wit, and perfect comic crunch. Lets match you up with graphic artist and make the Syndicate some money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Coates Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 That was so good, I almost understood it! As loong as I don't look at it directly, but reread it with my peripheral vision.......( Admiringly, Phil the Robot ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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