Selene Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Ladies:I am not enamored of big/large breasts.I prefer smaller breasts as I have found them to be more responsive. Maybe less self-consciousness? Shorter nerve paths?AdamI am guessing you are a fan of the classic Spinal Tap hit "Big Bottom"? I would assume "Sex Farm Woman" wouldnot accord to the Constitution.LOLNo not a Spinal Tap person. A well turned and proportionate ass umm "bottom" is much much more aesthetically pleasing. That is why I am such an admiring follower of the women's movement. I lead from behind I guess.Adam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 I am guessing you are a fan of the classic Spinal Tap hit "Big Bottom"? I would assume "Sex Farm Woman" wouldnot accord to the Constitution.I know where Carol needs to go for some remedial courses: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Now there is a valuable education program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted February 25, 2012 Author Share Posted February 25, 2012 Now there is a valuable education program.As a professional educator I must protest, as soon as I stop laughing. Was this in the movie? I don't remember it--it looks too well-produced as a video to be part of the Taps' CV! (maybe it was on the ill-fated Smell the Glove Album). Nobody I am sure fails to notice that the Fearsome Four are one guy who cannot get a date, one who is totally dominated by his girlfriend, one who stuffs a cucumber in his pants for public appearances, and one who keeps dropping dead from things like being hit by defenestrated poultry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Was this in the movie? I'm not sure we're on speaking terms, seeing that my pate and buttocks are as yet unscathed; assuming we are, FYI this video was originally included in Tap's live video, Break Like the Wind. It was made maybe ten years after that travesty of a documentary by that villain Marty DeBergi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted February 25, 2012 Author Share Posted February 25, 2012 Was this in the movie?I'm not sure we're on speaking terms, seeing that my pate and buttocks are as yet unscathed; assuming we are, FYI this video was originally included in Tap's live video, Break Like the Wind. It was made maybe ten years after that travesty of a documentary by that villain Marty DeBergi.Of course we are speaking, what happens in Creative writing stays in creative writing, and sometimes should not even happen there. I thought the video looked too polished to be in the original. Nothing could ever top Stonehenge anyway.."We don't know who they were..or what they were doing.. but anyway"How that poignant line resonates with all in O-land! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Of course we are speaking, what happens in Creative writing stays in creative writing, and sometimes should not even happen there.If you say so, but it all calls to mind the original commercial for Jaws 2: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...http://www.objectivi...ndpost&p=156914Perhaps you should tell me how you really feel about the verses I added.I thought the video looked too polished to be in the original. Nothing could ever top Stonehenge anyway.."We don't know who they were..or what they were doing.. but anyway"How that poignant line resonates with all in O-land!Yes indeed.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zdyo4vJuCU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted February 25, 2012 Author Share Posted February 25, 2012 Of course we are speaking, what happens in Creative writing stays in creative writing, and sometimes should not even happen there.If you say so, but it all calls to mind the original commercial for Jaws 2: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...http://www.objectivi...ndpost&p=156914Perhaps you should tell me how you really feel about the verses I added.I thought the video looked too polished to be in the original. Nothing could ever top Stonehenge anyway.."We don't know who they were..or what they were doing.. but anyway"How that poignant line resonates with all in O-land!Yes indeed.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zdyo4vJuCUGladly, I thought your verses were funny and aptly loony within the whole OL context, and I laughed at them since you had caught the mood I was going with . I do not want to sound ponderous about writing, but the stuff I write here , I write because I feel like it; it's conversation, or offerings for conversation. Poetry is of course different and personal, but only when you are thinking it up. Once written down it is a piece of writing, with several readers' standards to be judged by, including the author's which is always the most severe. I am seldom, almost never, personally hurt by criticism or indifference to things I write. I have my own favourites (usually the least-viewed stuff!) but it is still new to me that things such as I write here are actually read by more than a dozen people. And some of those dozen are such good writers and readers themselves.I'm not in danger from the dwarves yet awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaalChatzaf Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zdyo4vJuCUIt literally peed in my pants laughing at that, when I saw it at a movie theater. Ba'al Chatzaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Ba'al ChatzafBob:What does you signature line in Yiddish mean?I said it referred to, "If my grandmother had testicles she would be my grandfather!"Canadian inquiring minds want to know...Adam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted February 26, 2012 Author Share Posted February 26, 2012 Ba'al ChatzafBob:What does you signature line in Yiddish mean?I said it referred to, "If my grandmother had testicles she would be my grandfather!"Canadian inquiring minds want to know...AdamI did not know that was how Yiddish was written down, I thought it was Hebrew and a continuation of his Famous Last Words theme.."I will pull down this Philistine Temple or die trying"! - Samson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted February 26, 2012 Author Share Posted February 26, 2012 In my list of cultural expressions of the masculist aesthetic I should have included the Joe Tex classic, "Skinny Legs and All." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Hardin Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Unless Ellen or Angela notice this thread, or (shudder) Janet, I guess only the men can give insight (intellectual insight, Adam! not up-skirt), but really, maybe I never met real Alpha males or whatever in my single days, but the attitude of the guys who got to see our breasts were, they were breasts, and therefore beautiful. Now there seems to be a scale, bigger is better, look at that poor Triple-D girl. Do men really want breasts to be that big?For me, there is definitely something symbolic about large breasts, as if the woman adorning them was underscoring her feminine sexuality and sensuality by her physical appearance. Looks like there is some scientific basis for male fascination with the size of the female breast.Breast size: a human anomalyThe full, plump bosom seen in the human ape is an anomaly. No other primate has a permanent breast.So it has been widely theorised that the plump buttock and bosom of modern women are sexual ornaments, selected for by ancestral males.So don't blame us if we're distracted when girls dress like this. It's our ancestors' fault.The same goes for female interest in penis size.Penis size: An Evolutionary PerspectiveFemales have an evolved interest in the size of a man's penis, which has been sexually selected for its size and shape. But humans are also selected for creativity – we are highly innovative, imaginative apes. Accordingly, women's minds can be aroused by creativity and being sexually imaginative can be physically arousing, adding satisfying metaphorical inches to one's love life.The author, interestingly, is a female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 So silly. If the boobs aren't enough just turn her over.--Brant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 So silly. If the boobs aren't enough just turn her over.--BrantKinda like a flapjack...Or the World War II song...We've tried it once or twiceAnd found it rather niceChorus:Roll me over lay me down and do it againRoll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it againOh this is number oneAnd the fun has just begunOh this is number two,Down in front he's comin throughOh this is number threeAnd his hand is on me kneeOh this is number fourAnd he's been there twice beforeOh this is number fiveI'm surprised I'm still aliveOh this is number six,And he's got me doin tricksWell this is number seven,And he took me straight to heavenOh this is number eight,He bent me o'er the garden gateOh this is number nine,And the baby's doin fineOh this is number ten,And when he's through we'll do it againOh this is number elevenand it's just like number seven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 How about the WWI song, The Mademoiselle from Armentieres?Hasn't been f___ed in 40 years!Got any more bawdy lyrics? The American soldiers in the Great War made up a bunch. The "mademoiselle" had pissed them off!--Brantedit: http://youtu.be/rtt6i2SGKPc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Hardin Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Can we please get back to a serious discussion of the important issues I raised, gentlemen? A little story (from my troubled youth) about this young girl who liked to swim around the pier in Atlantic City. . .“She could float like a feather, and dive like a duckAnd show by her motions, she knew how to . . .(Frolic in the water. . .) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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