syrakusos Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 A horse walks into a bar.The bartender says, "Why the long face?"A sandwich walks into a bar.The bartender says, "We don't serve food here."A jump lead walks into a bar.The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't try to start something."A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"The bartender says, "We don't serve neutrinos here."A faster-than-light neutrino walks into a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 A conservative, a moderate, and a liberal walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hi, Mitt!" Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Vote Libertarian and sleep morally when you come home from the voting booth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 A guy and his dog walk into a bar. The guy orders drinks for himself and his dog.The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve dogs here. But they serve them across the street."So the guy gives his dog 20 dollars, tells him to go to the other bar and that he will see him later. A couple hours later the guy leaves the bar, only to see his dog in the middle of the street humping another dog, with several other female dogs waiting in line. The guys says, "I've never seen you do that before."The dog replies, "I've never had 20 bucks before."Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syrakusos Posted May 13, 2012 Author Share Posted May 13, 2012 An egotist walks into a bar and says, "These are my memoirs! Leave me the fuck alone!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 An egotist walks into a bar and says, "These are my memoirs! Leave me the fuck alone!!"Bad move, Michael. Few people will know that you are referring one of my posts on a different thread, so they will simply think you are nuts.God save us from fucking amateurs.Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 An egotist walks into a bar and says, "These are my memoirs! Leave me the fuck alone!!"Bad move, Michael. Few people will know that you are referring one of my posts on a different thread, so they will simply think you are nuts.God save us from fucking amateurs.GhsCan an egoist also be an egotist? Yes, if the psychological foundation is the former and he gets up on the wrong side of the bed and defaults into early morning before wash his face and before his coffee and donut superficiality. But egotism is no foundation for egoism. No gravitas.--Brantsomewhere in the middleking of blather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George H. Smith Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 An egotist walks into a bar and says, "These are my memoirs! Leave me the fuck alone!!"Bad move, Michael. Few people will know that you are referring one of my posts on a different thread, so they will simply think you are nuts.God save us from fucking amateurs.GhsCan an egoist also be an egotist? Yes, if the psychological foundation is the former and he gets up on the wrong side of the bed and defaults into early morning before wash his face and before his coffee and donut superficiality. But egotism is no foundation for egoism. No gravitas.--Brantsomewhere in the middleking of blatherI like Ambrose Bierce's definition of "egotist": "a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me." :Ghs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Ambrose Bierce was out driving one day and turned into a bar.For all we know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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