Selene Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) Spoiler 50 shades of Shutterstock Slide show: Everyone's favorite light-bondage bestseller illustrated by inexplicable stock photography By Salon Staff http://www.salon.com/2012/05/29/50_shades_of_shutterstock/slide_show/16 Edited May 12, 2016 by Michael Stuart Kelly Note from MSK: Original post behind spoiler tag due to restrictions from sponsors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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caroljane Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Spoiler On 5/29/2012 at 3:44 PM, Jonathan said: On 5/29/2012 at 3:40 AM, william.scherk said: I will do several versions of this new Radio Show video introduction for all my friends at OL. I hope to enjoy Jonathan's video radio show, though have yet to see the sun bonnet, let alone nip-clips. Here's the first episode of my TV Show: [media=] Thanks for your support! J O..Ooooooo....OOOOOO.... Wow! Instant Star. Your stylist is a keeper! Sun bonnet is a perfect colour and I predict will be trendsetter Statement Accessory for every serious TV aspirant from now on. Anderson Cooper take note! Edited May 12, 2016 by Michael Stuart Kelly Note from MSK: Original post behind spoiler tag due to restrictions from sponsors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 OL's Power Team line-up of Video and Radio Stars includes the ever-topical Jonathan, This is the intro to his long-running show.Category: Howto & StyleTags: intro, medium, jonathan, Diana Hsieh parody, Funny animation Spoof Comedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 (edited) Spoiler In keeping with the extreme seriousness of this thread, I want to know how the hell you pulled this one off William! I know you are accomplished at make-up, but the accent and the realistic black face is incredible in this one... I know the language was yours because of your prior comments on the vaginal highways and byways of American repressive law, but you really excelled on this one!! Your performance starts at about 1:15 of your video: I liked that "heenioust bill" pronunciation! You have that ignorant Southern racist drawl down pat! Edited May 12, 2016 by Michael Stuart Kelly Note from MSK: Original post behind spoiler tag due to restrictions from sponsors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 My video will not run. Please please print a text for #54 -- I do not want to believe a conspiracy is in place!Style note J, lace mittens would be better for future optics and wieldier for PR opps! A lilac tint maybe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) My video will not run. Please please print a text for #54 -- I do not want to believe a conspiracy is in place!Style note J, lace mittens would be better for future optics and wieldier for PR opps! A lilac tint maybe....Carol, there is no text in the video intro to Jonathan's series of PetCam Radio Shows. The sounds are taken from a latin-beat smooth organ bossa nova, a hard Reggaeton old-school beat, and a stinging Mexican horn. Together they sound like the opening moments of Hockey Night In Guadalajara. The picture zooms in to the bonnetted face. It looks eerily like a Zombie Ayn Rand wig on the fabled Radio Show host. Mixed together, the sound tracks indicate a joyful mood with a hint of hijinks to come.That is all I can do for you until the Twenty-first century comes to your computer. Maybe the socialist abortion-advocate librarian will show you how to view the intro on a government-controlled computer. Because, dear heart, next I mean to publish the radio show Video intro for your show. Edited June 2, 2012 by william.scherk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) I want to know how the hell you pulled this one off William!I know you are accomplished at make-up, but the accent and the realistic black face is incredible in this one.I know the language was yours because of your prior comments on the vaginal highways and byways of American repressive law, but you really excelled on this one!Your performance starts at about 1:15 of your video:I liked that "heenioust bill" pronunciation! You have that ignorant Southern racist drawl down pat!I was educated, like all of my generation, in a genteel black ladies college. My hair and skin tone are not subterfuge, but the sad truth. We have no one like your state assembly lady, but we salute your freedom anyhow. May the Transvaginal Express come to a small Carolina town near you.[media=] Oh, but this from the cutting-room floor for you too, Adam. Not appropriate for a Widow Lady Radio Show, so not for Carol's intro to the All Star Series, but you may savour it anyhow. You never know ... Edited June 2, 2012 by william.scherk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Selene Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 As usual, excellent work William... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) I know the joke has worn thin, but we can yet contrast the fecundity here at OL with the desert of inanity (and self-regard) at Noodlefood, and on the Video Podcast/Radioshow front, we can give her a run for the tiara of Princess of the Objectivish Internets.Think about it. The grating yowls of a clearly declining Leonard Peikoff, churning out his podcasts week after week, then Diana, working the same crowd, answering the same practical questions as Dear Leader, and both versions -- though often content-rich -- are staggeringly unappealing to the eye or ear.Think about the plunk plink plonk, plink plink plonk of Peikoff's hideous musical intro, and the zero post-production work on Hsieh's money-maker (now switching to Internet Radio format, it seems).Still the dollars flow to those two, for often inane and stupefied 'advice.' With the richness of the stew here at OL, and the vast archives of actual considered arguments, this product could beat them in the market (especially if the market is for Zany non-mainstream Rand-influenced thought).Next on my intros, the remainder of the snark squad, with whom I identify, Ninth and perhaps one other arch and amused participant. I am thinking of PDS, a rivet gun, etc.Then I can move on the front-rank OL honchos, from the VIP quarters, with sober but tart intros for robot-voice musicals featuring the copyrighted product of Campbell, Boydstun, Bissell, etc.Roger, we never talk anymore, sob sob, but can I make you a pilot project: One of your shorter essays done to an orchestral seashore soundtrack, with visuals of the staggering beauty of an industrial landscape?I am stuck, I must admit, with the likes of true scholars like these three gents and the obvious stellar workers such as George H Smith. Wordcrafters and thinkers and a product.Well, the maestro takes little notice of my plots and schemes, but I hope I can help when it comes time to more boldly monetize some of OL's archival treasures; I shall conceive of the Superstars of OL Video series of intros as teasers for that future version of OL (behind the Paywall with Diana and MSK!) ... as of now, DMH compels her visitors and chatters to pony up 'donations' and 'support' packages. As of now OL does only appeal occasionally for server and domain fee pledges.All the riches of the Randian corpus for a price (often grotesque) via ARI, the hours and hour and hours of Peikoff and others on CD(!) and soon download. A rather high paywall that the Revolutions could tear down.All for O and O for all. All for the Party! Edited June 2, 2012 by william.scherk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9thdoctor Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Next on my intros, the remainder of the snark squad, with whom I identify, Ninth and perhaps one other arch and amused participant. I am thinking of PDS, a rivet gun, etc.If you can manage to give me an accent from northern England, Birmingham for instance, it would be most fitting. Lots of planets have a north. I just went hunting for material to suggest, thinking particularly that my old “Mayhew throws down the gauntlet” thread would be ideal, but it relies too much on links to other threads. The frotteurism thread looks promising, there’s big laughs to be extracted from it, plus you can work in some of the golden tones of Peikoff. http://www.objectivistliving.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=11419&hl=Be sure to include GHS's zombie movie comment, that ought to be a great ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 [media=] O, I am so pleased I borrowed my implants for playoff season and...wait a minute..Radio?Oddly, on my wall is a similar picture (not of Ma W) - I just like it, it reminds me of kid me.. seated, near sea ... adream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Erk I just realized... Dr Mrs Drs locale looks like a delivery room...yuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 CONFIDENTIAL to YKW:Re: Women of Randland Calendar.If Xray and Janet are in, so am I, but raincoat stays on!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 CONFIDENTIAL to YKW:Re: Women of Randland Calendar.If Xray and Janet are in, so am I, but raincoat stays on!!!!And X will I am sure be bedirndled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 CONFIDENTIAL to YKW:Re: Women of Randland Calendar.If Xray and Janet are in, so am I, but raincoat stays on!!!!And X will I am sure be bedirndled!She is such a pervert! Is that even legal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Only in Bavaria... and at yodellers conventions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 You would not want a respectable Frau to crossdress and sport Tyrolean attire would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 You would not want a respectable Frau to crossdress and sport Tyrolean attire would you?Now look who you are asking Carol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 The narcissists are romping here.--Brantenjoying your fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I am not a narcissist I am a Tulipist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brant Gaede Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Affirmation through denial.--Brantcommon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Affirmation through denial.--BrantcommonAffirmation through denial.--BrantcommonNo, no, not at all... I mean yes, I see... or not...O, jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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