caroljane Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: More Kanye. LOL... Michael This is hilarious. Do you remember that vintage NSL skit where Nicole Ritchie (in her Simple Life Days) was holed up with Saddam Hussein in his, well, hole, and was braiding his beard, or hair I forget -- and her inane chatter drove him into such a frenzy of boredom that he bolted out of his hiding place and surrendered to the Americans? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 I know that this is the Trump funnies thread, but as a comic in all seriousness* , if Trump decides to shave his head in 2020 I think he might just get re-elected. *Thanks Bobby Bittman and whoever you stole it from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Before I talk about this meme, let me say when I don't attribute the source, it's either because the source is on the image itself or the meme has been shared by so many different people without attribution that it is hellishly difficult, if not impossible, to track down the original source. Now... drum roll... One with the show. The following isn't my brand of humor (it's way too "on the nose" highlighting hatred like Alec Baldwin doing his Trump imitation on SNL), but there's a sting to it that might get some people to snap out of the story in their heads and actually look at reality, if only for a minute or two. The best I can say for humor value is "cute." But it's really really cute. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 LOL... In celebration of peace between North and South Korea....How can anyone question @POTUS and his ability to lead our country! Thank you so much Mr. President! pic.twitter.com/vHKCHp7140— Sol (@solentgreenis) May 1, 2018 People are literally enjoying President Trump when their guards are down and they just want to boogie. He's turning into a cultural icon way beyond the corporate magnate and rich man. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Earlier today, a caller on Rush Limbaugh said something hilarious (see here). Quote Caller: ...Trump is probably thinking long ball. And if indeed paying off a hooker is reason to have to leave office in D.C., I think that the place will be a ghost town and Trump will have effectively drained the swamp. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Earlier today, a caller on Rush Limbaugh said something hilarious (see here). Michael It is funny, but not hilarious in my comedic opinon.\ it is also not new - it was said about Bill Clinton thirty years ago or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 12 hours ago, caroljane said: ... it was said about Bill Clinton thirty years ago or so. Carol, Now I got a double laugh. Shows to go ya' that hookerness in politics is inherently bipartisan. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Alan Dershowitz was quoted about Stormy Daniels in a Breitbart article (see here): Quote Dershowitz later stated Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti, “has really made a molehill out of a piece of sand. He has taken an incident — you know, and remember, if it happened, it was a consensual, one-night affair, years and years ago, and a settlement was made. And he’s now at the center of all this. This is so peripheral. The president’s not going to be foolish enough to testify about any possible relationship he had with Stormy Daniels. … So, I think the whole Stormy Daniels thing is going to end up being a very small footnote to history.” Meanwhile, Stormy, like her lawyer, keeps trying to stay relevant so she can stay in the spotlight. With her "Make American Horny Again" show, she showed she is a true patriot. Now this (and keepin' it classy): Stormy Daniels compares the Star-Spangled Banner to anal sex. pic.twitter.com/nYogbzndQa— Wired Sources (@WiredSources) May 4, 2018 Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william.scherk Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) Giuliani speaks out on Cohen, Trump, 'Stormy' weather, Trump clears the air ... 22 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Meanwhile, Stormy, like her lawyer, keeps trying to stay relevant so she can stay in the spotlight. Spoiler NEW: Rudy Giuliani tells @PeterAlexander he will issue a "correction" to his statements about Stormy Daniels "soon." pic.twitter.com/Bmb7H3S1uD — MSNBC (@MSNBC) May 4, 2018 Edited May 5, 2018 by william.scherk Added reporting [and video] that indicates Rudy may have to walk back remarks already made ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Oh, for Pete's sake. This is a Humor thread. At least post something funny with the criticism. It's always hate hate hate... I remember a thread on Facebook where someone asked a question with a graphic of a typical social justice warrior. The question was something like, "What kind of fun has a social justice warrior or liberal spoiled for you today?" There were thousands and thousand of posts to that thread, many hilarious, but many not. And almost all against the grumfrumpy gotcha tattletale control freak mentality. Constant outrage and constant trying to shame others is spiritual poison. Everybody loves a pooper, That's why we invited you, Party pooooooooper... Party pooooooooper... Let's laugh a little and have a little fun, at least on a thread entitled "Humor"... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Let's laugh a little and have a little fun, at least on a thread entitled "Humor"... I mean, where's Carol when you need her? She probably has some wisdom to share about the color and pattern on Guiliani's wool socks, or how the latest professional ice hockey scores have no room for porn star news or something... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 21 minutes ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: I mean, where's Carol when you need her? She probably has some wisdom to share about the color and pattern on Guiliani's wool socks, or how the latest professional ice hockey scores have no room for porn star news or something... Michael Here I am , to save the day! I thought Rudy was quite funny, and I don't hate him at all --and you are so totally right, there is no porn in hockey! Even the dumbest D-men can spell that one out if their teammates help them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KorbenDallas Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Oh, for Pete's sake. This is a Humor thread. At least post something funny with the criticism. It's always hate hate hate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 4 hours ago, caroljane said: I thought Rudy was quite funny... Carol, I don't understand the comedy value. How is a normal news story funny? Is this the kind of humor where one laughs at people one feels superior to when they are misunderstood? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 9 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Carol, I don't understand the comedy value. How is a normal news story funny? Is this the kind of humor where one laughs at people one feels superior to when they are misunderstood? Michael Sorry, I was not clear enough. I did not run the video so I don't know what was in the news story. I should have said,I think Rudi IS quite funny, i n a sort of endearing way as a matter of fact,( some of his marital adventures have had comic aspects) and I will never forget his leadership in 9/11 and why on earth would I feel superior to anyone misunderstood, let alone him? I was responding to your post in haste and in kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Just now, caroljane said: ... I think Rudi IS quite funny, i n a sort of endearing way... Carol, I do, too. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Now for a little dark humor at the expense of a former Presidential candidate who didn't win. The Trump Derangement Syndrome Purist This is a person who is on the verge of death and who's final wish is that Trump not attend his funeral. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 9 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: Now for a little dark humor at the expense of a former Presidential candidate who didn't win. And maybe a little more. Nolte: John McCain Deserves Our Thanks for Selecting Sarah Palin as His Running Mate That has to sting. Somebody somewhere today said they should put the Trump pissgate dossier in the casket with him when he gets buried. This was one document he valued above most others and worked tirelessly to get it taken seriously. Man, talk about dark humor... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KorbenDallas Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 You tell 'em Bill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KorbenDallas Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Funny Guiliani! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 50 minutes ago, KorbenDallas said: Funny Guiliani! Priceless. Especially loved the royal "we" in "we can take the fifth like any other president of the U.S."-- never give up your dream Rudy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroljane Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 He said people lie, but I for one don't believe him. It is only devious traitors who lie, not really people at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Letendre Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I clearly recall every news person on tv, every Democrat politician, every teacher/professor at school, saying that President Bill Clinton lying about having his dick sucked by a young unpaid intern inside the Oval Office meant no more and no less than precisely nothing. Nobody bangs skanky porn stars like my President Donald J. Trump, ok? Nobody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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