Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 3 Author Share Posted June 3 This one is not funny, but it fascinates me. I find it weirdly inspiring. The caption is mine: Stretch and dare Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 4 Author Share Posted June 4 This should not be funny, but I swear, I can't stop laughing. Even after the trainwreck she did in a teacup, she blames the tea manufacturer for not getting it right. And she is totally convinced, too. LOL... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictlylogical Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 3 hours ago, Michael Stuart Kelly said: This should not be funny, but I swear, I can't stop laughing. Even after the trainwreck she did in a teacup, she blames the tea manufacturer for not getting it right. And she is totally convinced, too. LOL... Michael IMHO She's a comedic and acting genius not an idiot. Very funny though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 4 Author Share Posted June 4 S, Ah come on. Leave me my stereotypes. I do agree she should have been blonder, though. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmj Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 Pretty sure her family comes from Utah, sumptin 'bout those Mormon girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 4 Author Share Posted June 4 Dayaamm! I think it's Cappy's wife. Look at this short on YouTube. Notice the eyebrows, the cheekbones and the chin. Now that's a couple having a ball with life. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 6 Author Share Posted June 6 More wisdom. LOL... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 15 Author Share Posted June 15 Somebody told me about this habit by the police in the Tokyo subway decades ago. There was a group of us, we were using drugs back then, and we all laughed and laughed. But I never believed it. Time passed and not once did I believe it. Well, here is a video of it happening today. Dayaamm! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backlighting Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 I experienced quite a bit of that while stationed there during my stint in the Army '68-'69. Even in Yokohama, where I lived it was normal to be pushed on to crowded trains. Add to that the ceilings of the trains were not quite 6 feet so I had to bend somewhat to fit. All in all Japan was a very strange country. The food, language, driving on the left with the steering wheel on the right, women expected to walk behind men etc. I have some memorable memories. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 On 6/15/2024 at 6:12 PM, Backlighting said: I have some memorable memories. I was there around 1967 and then later. I remember that in Sasebo Japan the men came out at night and urinated in the benjo ditches outside their houses. I would drive home and there they would be . . . pissing . . . and some of them had obviously just had a hard on . . . arrrgh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 17 Author Share Posted June 17 This is really well-done. I suppose I could make some comments about observation, validity of the senses, epistemology, and so on, but screw it. Magic is magic. Just enjoy the show. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 17 Author Share Posted June 17 Heh... Somebody on X said it takes so long for his wife to get dressed, he wonders if this is a learnable skill. LOL... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backlighting Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Peter, while on a bus transporting me and other G.I.s to work, I occasionally saw, in a rural area, individuals squatting and relieving themselves. Someone informed me that as long as one's back faces the road, it was legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 7 hours ago, Backlighting said: Someone informed me that as long as one's back faces the road, it was legal. Other countries have laws that serve a purpose, but we in "civilized" America find the laws a bit odd. Now why would it be better to show your butt and crap as it exits . . . ? Aaahh, you aren't showing your pisser. I thought the Japanese were quite civilized at the time. They wore face masks even back then to protect them from germs, something I didn't do until 2020. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 Dayamm! This takes me back to my own drinking days. LOLOL... In my alcoholic days, I used to live near a major tabloid newspaper in São Paulo. I hung out with police reporters at a watering hole right. We all got plastered night after night. I had a friend, Celso, who like to drink pinga boilermakers. If you have ever tasted pinga, you know it's nasty and burns hard. But after you chase it with beer, it's not so bad. The drunk high kicks in quick, too. As usual, we always argued about how to save the world and figured out how simple it all was if it weren't for those evil bastards. Celso loved to get into pontificating mode. As he pontificated, he had a shot-glass full of pinga and a side-glass of beer waiting for him. He liked to walk to the middle of the bar, pointing his finger all around and laying down the truth on all of us. When his back was turned on his drinks, someone would get a shot-glass full of water and change it out with his shot-glass of pinga. Celso would come up for air in a loud flourish. With an emphatic gesture, he grabbed the shot-glass and chased down his rhetoric to get to that jagged-edged bite of raw pinga. Shit. Hell and damnation. Fucking water. His eyes bulged as he spat water all over the place. Then came the loud nonstop cussing. On and on and on. At least ten minutes or more. It was magnificent. When Celso got real drunk, he used to accuse me of being a CIA agent infiltrating the heroic Brazilian reporters. I always told him he was a goddam fool and we went at it like cats and dogs. I don't know why, but I miss those days. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted June 27 Author Share Posted June 27 Wow. Imagine a bunch of giant ants following a villain leader... There. You finally have a place for zombie flicks to incarnate. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 19 Author Share Posted July 19 I have to admit, I'm starting to want a cow myself. What is wrong with me? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted July 20 Author Share Posted July 20 The seal's voiceover is just too cute not to post. I think the lady's voice is part of the actual footage and the seal voiceover was added later. LOLOL... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted August 16 Author Share Posted August 16 Man, I miss this guy. And I never watched him when he was alive. How does that work? LOLOLOL... He does have a point. Send U-Hauls, not food to the hungry... Michael 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmj Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 That’s like the smartest joke in like the last 30-40 years , blew me away first time I heard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted August 26 Author Share Posted August 26 I have to admit, this one takes storytelling in ads to a whole new level. LOLOL... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted August 26 Author Share Posted August 26 This was as fun as hell to watch. God knows I tried when I was younger. Friggn' flimsy swings where I lived. Ahhhh... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted August 27 Author Share Posted August 27 Sock on end of bat. Second chance. Good to know. Seriously. Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted August 30 Author Share Posted August 30 This is as close to a game show without a shred of content as I can imagine. What's more, they took this to boxing heavyweight championship level. I stand in awe and wonder... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stuart Kelly Posted September 1 Author Share Posted September 1 You know those superhero movies where they get all the superheroes together and make a superhero salad out of the story? Here is a funny spoof. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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